2023 Global Malwords Nominations Are Open!
Tired of Grumpy-Pants/Pantied Globalists? Nominate Some Malwords and Have a Little Fun!
Starting the New Year on January 6!
Happy New Year from Malwords Weekly!
Thank you for making 2022 special. Hoping your holidays were merry and bright, and wishing you and your loved ones all the best in 2023.
Today is JANUARY 6, when People of Faith across the world celebrate the Feast of the Magi… and when People of Fraud in Washington, DC go about in sackcloth and ashes over a color revolution that was “worse than 9/11, Pearl Harbor and the Civil War combined!”
JANUARY 6 is a perfect example of a malworded term… and a perfect day for kicking off the 2023 Global Malwords Index nominations… Let’s get started!
What Is The Global Malwords Index?
The Global Malword Index (GMI) is a volume-weighted composite of malwords that serves as an indicator of where our ruling class attitude towards the Deplorables is collectively leaning— crackdown or let up. The index is a diverse basket of Primary, Secondary, and sub-tier terms, which we reset at the beginning of every year.
This year we are opening up five slots to nominations from Malwords Weekly subscribers, with special recognition if your nomination makes the cut. And chances to win cool merch and rad prizes throughout the year for premium members.
Sure, it’s a grim time we live in. Let’s have a little fun while we can!
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What Are Malwords?
For those just joining, Malwords are keywords weaponized for information warfare. They function within public discourse as intellectual malware, verbal viruses designed to spread quickly for the purposes of a) silencing dissent through control of language, narrative, and speech, b) increasing public tolerance for government-sanctioned atrocity and c) emboldening officials to commit acts of atrocity.
Malword strength is measured by their frequency of appearance in the published body of language (corpus), and expressed in words per million (WPM) linguistic units (words, numbers, symbols, acronyms, etc).
Malword WPM’s typically follow a three-phase lifecycle: Pre-Curve test-markets the new term and puts up the store front; Curve, is launch phase, characterized by a rapid, exponential liftoff and sudden plunge; Post-Curve is a long, asymptotic tail and is the period in which primary-objective atrocities are implemented.
Malword Campaigns typically consist of one or two thematic Primary (Tier-1) Malwords, and an arsenal of Secondary (Tier-2) Malwords.
Primary Malwords are general, not-up-for-debate terms that are relentlessly drummed into public discourse at median frequencies of at least 500 WPM. Primaries set the table, define the objective, establish mood. WAR, PANDEMIC, RUSSIA, UKRAINE are good examples of Primaries.
Secondary Malwords are highly targeted, shaming, hate speech-level terms directed at specific populations for dehumanizing and removing them from the public square. Secondaries range between 10-100 WPM, have relatively short lives, but are highly effective. Examples of secondaries include MANDATE, OMICRON, DELTA VARIANT, and UNVACCINATED.
Like to go down the rabbit hole even further? This wonky analysis saw the Red Ripple in the numbers —-nine months ago.
2022 Top Ten Malwords by Volume & Performance
Here are the top ten components of the GMI and how they performed in the corpus last year by final WPM and percentage gain/loss:
UKRAINE: 411.61/ +74%
PANDEMIC: 278.70 /-35%
INFLATION: 210.89 /+169%
COVID: 168.08 /-61%
VACCINE: 91.33 /-72%
ABORTION: 80.33 /+339%
MIS/DISINFORMATION: 24.24 /+53%
EXTREMIST/-M: 14.37/+52%
JANUARY 6: 11.6 /-17%
FUEL PRICES: 11.2 / +436%:
How to Submit Your Nominations for the 2023 Global Malwords Index
Subscribe to Malwords Weekly— couldn’t be easier!
Pick up to five keywords not listed above that are or can be malworded to marginalize People of Conscience as Critics of Joe Biden, Enemies of the State, and Extremists whose existence poses a threat Our Oligarchy.
Enter them in the comments below by next Friday, January 13— how lucky can you get???
The 2023 Global Malwords Index will be announced in Malwords Weekly posting on January 21, with contest winners inducted as Malwords Immortals.
All for just picking five words out of a hat… What’s not to like??
Good luck, and look forward to seeing your nominations in the comments below!
Harvey Oxenhorn, is a cybersecurity consultant, founder of Malwords Weekly, and author of the upcoming book, The Atrocity Algorithm, How The Media Became The Enemy of The People. He writes The Five Stages of Unf*ck, Red Pill Journey to January 2.0. , also on Substack. Follow him on Gettr, Gab, and MeWe @HarveyOxenhorn
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