Dodger Fans, I Heard Your Number: 185,714
All We Need Is A California Chapter of Gideon's Army--Wait For It-- 7.37 Strong!
BACKLASH (Avg WPM 10.64, 30D High 26.0 WPM +115% ) is a thing this year.. But it’s been a glorious it’s Father’s Day, and Juneteenth Weekend, so I won’t take much of your time.
You caught the Dodgers recognition on Friday June 16, of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence— pole dancers who mock the sacrifice of the Son of God and call it ministry?
We'd take that claim a bit more seriously if they extended their ministry to downtown Dearborn… and swapped in a loinclothed Prophet of Allah.
But they won't—their truth can only be spoken from behind the skirts of power.
Nor would they be lionized for insulting the faith of others-- all while insisting on respect for their made-up genders-- but for the patronage of Woke billionaire Mark Walter, controlling owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Walters's bio on the team website describes him as investor, conservationist and social-justice advocate.
Walter and his wife, Kimbra, invest the vast majority of their wealth in philanthropic causes, primarily those focused on social justice; closing the “opportunity gap” for low-income youth; and saving endangered species and preserving wild places.
Board members for these philanthropies include representation from Facebook, Bain Capital, and the Obama Foundation.
Corporate Dodgers sponsors for the 2023 season include Anheuser Busch, Coca Cola, and Bank of America-- blue chips with perfect 100's from the Human Rights Campaign in the latest Corporate Equality Index (CEI) rating their accommodations to LGBTQ issues.
We'll let that record speak for itself. Only hastening to add regarding any crumbs which might be allowed to fall from the owner's skybox in the form of Faith Night or whatever it gets called, Walter's generosity will be less than he can afford.
Do not expect his players to be sporting shoulder patches with crosses, or WWJD’s on their caps for a game... forget about a whole month.
Because Walter and his Dodgers management team can afford not to listen to you.
Just 7.37 Gideons To Build This Army
But that can all change with just 7.37 fans.
And so, as Abram implored the angel,
Would you spare Sodom for 7.37 righteous men?
we implore our California Malwords subscribers--
Are there not 7.37 righteous Dodger fans among you, who will give up just one game to stand with God-- as the Dodgers have given up one game to stand with Evil?
And let Dodgers' management know about it?
That you're going to find 7.37 more fans to do the same...
who will then find 7.37 more... who will find 7.37 more…
wash, rinse repeat five times
And you will raise an army of 185,714—less than 5% of the 3.9 million fans forecasted to attend games at Dodger stadium this year-- and put the Dodgers in the red.
If you have time, we’re celebrating the founding of the Department of Metaphysical Energy (chaired by Dr. Naomi Wolf), with a late-breaking update in the story of two intriguing women— Izzy D and Ginny D— but for whose momentous meeting in April of 1506, your humble correspondent would’ve been happy to grow up to be a plumber.
Dodgers By The Numbers
That's because the Los Angeles Dodgers have by far the best attendance of any Major League Baseball team.
Attendance keeps them afloat, paying the fifth largest payroll in pro ball, gobbling up 40% of their $581 million in revenue, and leaving them with just $14.3 million in operating income--#19 out of 30 MLB teams.
Even though they had a whopping 800,000 more attendees than the Yankees in 2022, the Dodgers just barely beat them out in gate receipts.
Because a Dodgers game costs less-- an average of $50 per ticket. And their per-fan spend totals at $86 per visit, making the Dodgers a relatively cheap date.
Doing some back-of-napkin calculations,
Assume those tickets are 90% profitable-- due to pretty much all fixed costs on a stadium that's been paid for.
Ditto for the $36 spent on food, drink, and swag: concessions are leased out to vendors who assume the variable costs.
This gives you an operating income of roughly $77 per fan. Divide that into the total Dodger operating income of $14.3 million, and you get 185,714 fans-- or 4.7% of game attendees who are keeping the Dodgers afloat.
Not that a loss of 185,714 fans is going to put the Dodgers out of business. But it will put a price tag on Mark Walter’s virtue-signaling about gender identity gaps, and force him to finance that revenue gap at 5% interest.
But what if there are not 7.37 but TEN righteous Dodger fans?
Run the same boycott again and that gives you 1,111,110 empty seats, for an operating loss of $85,555,470.
That’s a dent.
Do 28% of the Dodger fans believe it is wrong to celebrate those who disrespect the faith of others and demand everyone else walk on eggshells around their pronouns?
You don't need to answer that question.
God knows exactly how many in LA have refused to bow the knee to Ba'al.
Here are the questions Dodger fans need to answer:
If you won't stand up to this evil, what evil will you stand up to?
And If you won't stand up to it now, when will you stand up?
And what is going to be easier than to find 7.37 Dodger fans to join you?
This is not about
going viral on social media,
building a mailing list,
running a website,
writing a Substack,
raising funds, or
getting interviewed by someone famous.
This is about
talking to your neighbor,
making a commitment,
following through, and
getting 7.37--okay call it 10-- other people to do the same.
And then your work is done.
Getting Started
Here's how you can contact the Los Angeles Dodgers organization:
Email them at fanfeedback@ladodgers.com
They will want to see things organized more or less as follows:
First Name:
Last Name:
Phone Number:
Date of Birth (DD/MM/YYYY):
Message:
Or you can just click on this link: General Questions/Feedback
Call Them
Executive/Administrative Offices: 866-DODGERS (363-4377) X9
Dodger Hotline: 323-224-2611
Here's who you can ask to speak to:
Executive Vice President & Chief Marketing Officer Lon Rosen
Vice President, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion: Courtney Moore
Senior Vice President, Finance: Eric Hernandez
Social Media
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Dodgers
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Dodgers
Here's what you can say:
Dear ____,
I found Dodger management's decision on Friday June 16 to honor the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a group that pornographically mocks the faith of millions of your fans, to be deeply offensive. Until the Dodgers correct this repugnantly Woke policy, issue an apology, and include communities of faith in their DEI program, I will not be attending Dodgers games or supporting the team in any way for the remainder of the 2023 season. In addition, I will be asking ten other Dodger fans to do the same. Thank you for forwarding this message to Mark Walter and the Board of Directors.
Yours truly,
Your Name
Call To Action
And that's it. You've done your duty. You don't have to wait for an election, get a million followers, or sell a million copies.
Just the prospect of multiplication strikes terror into every businessperson's soul.
You can use it to start a revolution in fifteen minutes, get on with your life, and have a great rest of your day!
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