What Shall It Profit A Man?
Malwords Weekly-- March 17, 2024
In this issue of Malwords Weekly we discuss:
How HONESTY is no longer required for the justice system to function.
Malword Moment: How the secondaries doomed Mike Johnson's speakership
GAZA: Our newest never-ending war, and why we must prolong it.
HONESTY Is Such A Lonely Word-- The Week In Malwords
DISHONESTY got the green light last week, when Judge Scott McAfee opined "The Court is not under an obligation to ferret out every instance of potential DISHONESTY from each witness or defendant ever presented in open court."
In applause, DISHONESTY closed at 19.0 WPM, up from its wonted hiding place at 1.38 WPM. The judge's weaselling also helped pull that evocative verb FERRET up from its 0.4 WPM den to close at 6.0 WPM for the Ides of March.
HUSH (Avg 1.51 WPM) made major gains after after the Trump got a thirty day stay on the Stormy Daniels's HUSH MONEY trial. HUSH closed the week at 24.4 WPM. For what it's worth, until 2016 the #1 collocated (+/-4 LU's) term with HUSH in the news corpus was... HUSH, as in "keeping it all HUSH-HUSH." Since Trump was in office, top HUSH colo's are MONEY, PAYMENTS, PORN, and DANIELS. HUSH as in HUSH-HUSH is ranking this year at #18.
And BOOSTER-- thanks to SpaceX's Super Heavy Booster rocket-- is up for the first time since 2021-22, when it averaged 35 WPM, hitting an all-time high of 202.8 WPM on 12/23/21, darkest day of the Jab Mandates. BOOSTER closed on Friday at 29.3 WPM Top colo's are SHOTS, DOSE, COVID-19, VACCINE, PFIZER. Elon Musk is nowhere to be seen.
Tale of The Secondaries: How the Malwords Screwed Mike Johnson
Last week we spoke of a flattening out of the GMI (Global Malwords Index). A lot of that tapering off has been the result of a pullback is in the more volatile secondary (~50-100 WPM) terms since last October.
Feeble could be the best description for Mike Johnson's speakership, but the malwords have not been his friends. Pretty much all the terms that Republicans were looking to pounce on got deflated in the thirty days between end of Federal fiscal year end and Halloween. And what was that October Surprise?
10/4: Kevin McCarthy ousted as Speaker
10/7: Israel invaded from Gaza
10/24: Mike Johnson elected Speaker
Linguistically it's as if as soon as those caucus room doors opened, all the air got sucked out.
Proxy War: That Huge Sucking Sound
And as the graph above makes clear, GAZA is where all those WPM's went.
Why? Not because a hospital got bombed. But for yet another amazing opportunity for our globalist overlords to fix the problems they create. Proxy wars have become America's #1 export-- massive shipments of arms, medicine, and construction contracts.
And we were very much due for a new country to demolish with the growing public indifference toward propping up the UKRAINE PUPPET regime against the Communist North as we did in VietNam. GAZA has given the forever wars pipeline a pair of fresh legs.
As we noted with UKRAINE, proxy wars are highly profitable, and a Weibull distribution analysis shows that GAZA has faithfully followed in UKRAINE’s steps on the Malwords Curve, showing us when those profits can be taken.
Plotting an area-equivalent curve by setting lambda to 65 (December 4, 2023), when GAZA malwords curve enters statistical end-of-life (63.2% units consumed), gives us a beta coefficient of 2.21.
Betas greater than 1, you may recall, indicate increasing failure rate over time. In manufacturing, that is usually due to parts wearing out, components breaking down, motherboards frying, etc.). For a complete review, check out this post:
With malwords, beta > 1 is typical of a psyops campaign, where a massive PR bombardment designed to put populations into submission to the approved narrative starts to yield lower returns. This will often signal apathy and indifference, after which the regime can begin staging whatever atrocities--power grabs, incarcerations, forced medical procedures, supply chain breakdowns -- have been planned to solidify its power.
As a malword, GAZA follows this lifecycle while exhibiting some unique properties.
First, it has literally zero Pre-Curve phase-- due largely to the lack of knowledge authorities allegedly had before the Hamas attack-- so the analysis skews leftwards and lower on the beta scale.
Second, ascending intercept and Post-Curve entry coincide on Nov 5, 2023.
Third, Break-Even-- when total Post-Curve + Profit area = Pre-Curve + Curve area-- occurs on Feb 11, 2024, a month after descending intercept on Jan 10, 2024.
And the headlines immediately following these dates are more than just suggestive of the globalist regime executing upon its strategy to alter the balance of world power.
Ten Days To Shake The World
In the ten days following November 4, we see coverage of massive marches in a global day of protest for Gaza, including New York and Washington DC, followed by government responses. In Britain, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak fired Home Secretary Suella Braverman after she called protests for Palestinian rights “hate marches” and published an op-ed accusing the London police force of using “double standards” in dealing with protesters against the war. Braverman was accused of "fomenting right-wing hatred." And in France, President Emmanuel Macron called for a cease-fire in Gaza.
Strange that was never called for in UKRAINE. Maybe because the tighter curve left shorter time to profit? You can check out that analysis here.
Ten days into Profit Phase we see Biden pushing a two-state solution, while Hamas demands a one state solution-- guess whose?— leaving Israel zero room to move.
Plus this little gem from Davos, where Ukrainian PUPPET Zelensky has apparently worn out his welcome by exceeding his shelf life.
Our captains of capital are eager to discuss the UKRAINE reconstruction, just not with Voldomyr at the helm. Jamie Dimon's money is coming out of shareholder pockets, not the taxpayers, and Dimon answers to a higher calling than ten percent for the Big Guy.
Ukraine will get the money, but like that prosecutor investigating Burisma, Zelensky will have to go . Too bad Ngô Đình Diệm and Saddam Hussein couldn't be here to offer their perspectives.
Zelensky's time may have come and gone, but the GAZA curve is flatter, so we'll have to give it a little more time-- and a lot more atrocities-- before we can start cashing in our chips on a two-state solution and a globalist's kid on every board of directors.
About Malwords
Malwords are keywords weaponized for information warfare. They function within public discourse as intellectual malware, verbal viruses designed to spread quickly for the purposes of a) silencing dissent through control of language, narrative, and speech, b) increasing public tolerance for government-sanctioned atrocity and c) emboldening officials to commit acts of atrocity.
Malword strength is measured by their frequency of appearance in the published body of language (corpus), and expressed in words per million (WPM) linguistic units (words, numbers, symbols, acronyms, etc).
Malword WPM’s typically follow a three-phase lifecycle: Pre-Curve test-markets the new term and puts up the store front; Curve, is launch phase, characterized by a rapid, exponential liftoff and sudden plunge; Post-Curve is a long, asymptotic tail and is the period in which primary-objective atrocities are implemented. If you enjoyed, please subscribe… And leave a comment!
Harvey Oxenhorn, is a cybersecurity consultant, founder of Malwords Weekly, and author of the upcoming book, Biography of an Angel: The Eternal Life of Ginevra de’ Benci (1520-2020). He writes The Five Stages of Unf*ck, Red Pill Journey to January 2.0. , also on Substack. Follow him on Gettr, Gab, @HarveyOxenhorn, and on Twitter @HarvOxenhorn
Your meaning of words that were "mal-" is fantastic!
Is there a difference between words that are read and heard? I use text reader but need to have a text on the screen to, occasionally verify what I heard. For example: US or us?
"As a woman of renowned beauty, Ginevra de' Benci was also the subject of ten poems written by members of the Medici circle," Wiki. I wasn't able to find the poems!
Can't wait for your e-book...